Tuesday, January 24, 2012

If I Were A...

If I were a month, I'd be mid-July when the sea-breeze meets a desert wind
If I were a day of the week, I'd Thursdays
If I were a time of day, I'd be the dead-man's hour between two and four AM
If I were a planet, I'd be the sun or the moon
If I were an animal, I'd be a chinchilla

If I were a direction, I'd be left as all hell
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be an old leather reading chair
If I were a liquid, I'd be Mexican Coke
If I were a gemstone, I'd be a blood-red ruby
If I were a tree, I'd be the tallest sequoia along the coastal mountain-range

If I were a tool, I'd be duct-tape
If I were a flower, I'd be the Bakawali flower that only blooms once in a year
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be a sunny-day with white clouds like pillows
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a rust-stained saxophone
If I were a color, I'd be baby-blue

If I were an emotion, I'd be melancholic
If I were a fruit, I'd be pre-ripe plums, with a sweet-and-sour taste
If I were a sound, I'd be a susurrus
If I were an element, I'd be water
If I were a car, I'd be a 1969 Camaro ZL1

If I were a food, I'd be sushi
If I were a place, I'd be Chuck-E-Cheese
If I were a material, I'd be poly-cotton fibers
If I were a taste, I'd be orange-juice after brushing your teeth
If I were a scent, I'd be sex-panther manly musk


4 footnotes:

Alee said...

If you were an animal, you'd be a capybara!

Poly-cotton fibers? Lol.

Orange juice after brushing teeth. Ick.

Zek J Evets said...


Capybara??? Heeeeeeeell nah! Chinchilla or Bush-baby all the way.

Poly-cotton fibers are cool, and so is oj after brushing. But that's just me ; )

Alee said...

Chinchilla? You want to be made into a lovely coat or hat?

Bush baby could work though. My first vote is still for capybara.

OMG, you drink oj after brushing? You're reckless...

Zek J Evets said...


Haha, no, not a coat of me! I just like 'em. They cool beans.

Capybara's look like flat-booty beavers and that ain't my style.

But drinking oj after brushing is TOTALLY awesome-sauce!