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Saturday, December 26, 2009

Stupid Shit People Do For Christmas

(And other holidays.)

1. Car Antlers



Your car doesn't look like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. You just look like a tool.

2. Dress their pets up



Animal cruelty anybody? Where's PETA when you actually need them?

3. Buy stupid things



Somehow, I think we're fetishizing Obama just a little too much... It's getting creepy. Seriously.

4. Buying Insanity



Cleanup in aisle 57. Mom down! People we have a mother down, and she has a heart condition. Scram intercept sale assistants and get that mop from the storage-closet. I'm sure there's blood.

No humanity for the holidaze.

5. Get into silly faux-religious disputes



Found [this article] through a little googling. It seems people can't put their differences aside even for the holidays... Forget what you believe or whether you believe. Just fucking celebrate people. Or GTFO and DIAF.

1 footnotes:

Sarah Alaoui said...

this is hilarious