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Saturday, May 16, 2009

Lists




I like lists - no, scratch that. I love lists. Grocery lists, to-do lists, birthday gift lists, top-five desert-island lists, sex-history lists, worst television shows of 2001 lists, I can't get enough of them. I can list shit for days, churning out a constant stream of etc and so on like practical examples of rote summary.

Recently been frequenting a site called Listverse. < http://listverse.com/ > It gets the official Saboteur Academia seal of approval, because it not only contains unique and unusual knowledge, but it also does so in a manner more entertaining/tolerable than contemporary education.

Some great lists they have:

Top 10 Hidden Images Found In Cartoons. Details the sexually subversive nature of Disney cartoons especially.

Top 10 People Rumored To Be Alive After Death. From Tupac to Elvis, some people just won't stay dead - even when they really are dead!

10 More Fascinating Facts That Are Wrong. My favorite is that Hitler WASN'T actually a vegetarian or teetotaler.

10 More Ultimate Rivalries. Ninja vs Pirate, Coyote vs Roadrunner, and Kasparov vs Deep Blue. I love rivalries; they're so seriously silly.

10 Incredibly Bizarre Sexual Practices. Includes things like autopederasty and teratophilia, which, if you know what they mean, are some fucked-up shit.

10 Great Post-Apocalyptic Science Fiction Novels. I love sci-fi books, and I especially love sci-fi books about possible futures that could actually happen! The apocalypse could be here tomorrow guys... if it weren't already tomorrow in Australia.



Anyhoo, check out the site and contribute to the comments section on your favorite lists! Cheers

2 footnotes:

TeenCreeps said...

yes! someone else that feells the love for listverse :]

Zek J Evets said...

yeah, it's good =)