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Sunday, March 22, 2009

Versus


It's a tale as old as time. The conflict between two equally awesome things. From spear versus shield to Mario versus Sonic to Pepsi versus Coke, the great rivalries never die, they only grow stronger with time.

But out of all the grudge-matches in the world, this one, is the awesomest.



The battle shall never be decided. The score shall never settle. Contention is the only constant, and so it will ever be.

(P.S. I choose ninja)

4 footnotes:

Andruba said...

so, im thinking that its got to have some editing done. its an ad. not a biography. Gotta make it shorter and a little less personal. not so much... tmi. cut down the muscle and leave a little fat... get less selfish and ask more about them. maybe like to ask them to send back a reply about out of the list of authors that you read who is the best in their eyes and why? Maybe itll work, maybe it wont. But best of luck in still trying!

Zek J Evets said...

thanks tuba, i'll take that into consideration. actually i found a few good ones with the second ad, but the first one is definitely not going to work just because too many people missed the humor.

p.s. you replied to the wrong post, haha

slowpoke said...

http://silverfret.com/funny/PiratesOrNinjas.jpg

Zek J Evets said...

@slowpoke: your jepeg is not so premium, but the link on your username is hilarious.